On the first day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 2nd day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 3rd day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 4th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 5th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 6th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Six Alliance raiding
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 7th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Seven scorpids stingin’
Six Alliance raiding
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 8th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Eight Windriders ridin’
Seven scorpids stingin’
Six Alliance raiding
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 9th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Nine trolls a dancin’
Eight Windriders ridin’
Seven scorpids stingin’
Six Alliance raiding
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 10th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Ten Voidwalkers walkin’
Nine trolls a dancin’
Eight Windriders ridin’
Seven scorpids stingin’
Six Alliance raiding
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 11th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Eleven harpies screeching
Ten Voidwalkers walkin’
Nine trolls a dancin’
Eight Windriders ridin’
Seven scorpids stingin’
Six Alliance raiding
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

On the 12th day of Warcraft, Blizzard gave to me
Twelve caverns wailing
Eleven harpies screeching
Ten Voidwalkers walkin’
Nine trolls a dancin’
Eight Windriders ridin’
Seven scorpids stingin’
Six Alliance raiding
Five [Glimmering Shard]s
Four goblin shredders
Three [Ruffled Feather]s
Two lockjaw turtles
and some Night Elves with a cursed tree

…yes, I have problems.